Okay before I start this little story let me just start out by saying...Shonda I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH! Please remember that. Okay now I can laugh my butt off! Ha, ha!
As the title reads, sister's don't let sister's wear bad shirts just because they are on sale. Tonight while I was at Shonda's house her friend and I were helping her pick out an outfit to wear to a wedding tomorrow. While I was there Shonda decided to show us a a shirt she got for only $4.95! The queen of sales! However, as her friend and I told her, just because it's on sale doesn't mean it's meant for her to purchase. So what did I do? I snuck it in my purse! Ha, ha!
Don't get me wrong, a bad shirt doesn't have to go to waste. There are many things you can do with a bad shirt...
You can blow your nose on it like a handkerchief...
You can clean your glasses with it...
Clean out your ears with it...
Wash the dishes with it...
Clean the mirrors with it...
Use it when you run out of toilet paper...
Clean the floors...
Dust...
Or better the environment by recycling it!
Oh but don't worry Shonda...I'll give you you're $5 back but on one condition. The next time you go shopping you take me and Laura with you! Ha, ha! Remember...I LOVE YOU!
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