A patient at our office told us this joke:
After the doctor saw his patient he stepped outside the examination room to speak to the patients wife:
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal. No chores. No nagging. Oh yes, and make love several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health completely!"
As the patient and his wife are leaving the office he asks:
"What did the doctor say?"
The wife answers: