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Monday, January 18, 2010

What Did the Doctor Say?

A patient at our office told us this joke:

After the doctor saw his patient he stepped outside the examination room to speak to the patients wife:

"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal. No chores. No nagging. Oh yes, and make love several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health completely!"

As the patient and his wife are leaving the office he asks:

"What did the doctor say?"

The wife answers:

"You're going to die!"

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